December 2011
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November 2011
You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl... →
southerndecay:
You should date an illiterate girl. Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar. Find her in the smoke, drunken sweat, and varicolored light of an upscale nightclub. Wherever you find her, find her smiling. Make sure that it lingers when the people that are talking to her look away. Engage her with unsentimental trivialities. Use pick-up...
My Thought Process
On Friday: Okay, you have a lot of homework to do this weekend so you'd better split it up evenly each day. That way you'll get the hard stuff out of the way and you'll be able to relax on Sunday and not worry too much about the coming week. It's really important that you do this stuff and not fuck around, just sit down and power through it. It's going to work out really well and you'll feel really accomplished and you should just really take initiative because honestly if you don't you're going to get super overwhelmed and then you'll end up stressing on Sunday night and not getting any sleep and then you'll be tired during school and it really is just a vicious circle so, come on, you got this, you can do this.
On Sunday night: Well, fuck.
Why can't I forget you?
Fuck.
Things Accomplished This Weekend
Wednesday:
Drove to Tylers in lots of traffic, stopped for In-N-Out, got to his place, set up camp, met parents.
Thursday:
Went to Bass Pro Shop, which is FUCKING HUGE. 2 stories of hunting/fishing/grilling/camping/out doors shit. I felt very at home, which is a little concerning. Then got a tour of the town. Rancho is filled with fucking shopping places everywhere. I wish I would have...
I am hurting because of things.
Sometimes it’s really difficult to process information. Like last night when I received a troubling email from my ex, explaining that he no longer wished to talk because separation was the only way he was going to move on. This makes sense. This is a logical decision. I understand where he is coming from.
I just have no idea how I am supposed to process this.
It’s hard even accepting...
dailyotter:
Via Cheezburger
Spending Thanksgiving with Tyler's Family
My parents couldn’t really afford to fly me home this year, and I thought I had plans with David and Jon, but both of them decided to go home (because us breaking up is, I suppose, enough justification to ditch my ass and leave me down in SD alone). So Tyler was nice enough to offer to take me home to his place.
His family is scary. It’s just his mom and his dad. His dad is nice, his...
mimi-memeko:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
Rantfest: Hate this Bitch
Sorry for the following rant, I’m not having a terrific day and short of punching this bitch right in her god damn face, this may be the only thing that will make me feel better.
Dear stupid bitch,
I hate you. And you know what? I knew I was gonna hate you from the minute we met at that party that one time. You just give off this weird, bitchy, judgmental vibe which I freakin hate. But now...
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sexyyuglyy:
No really, I’m going to hell.
I am SO GLAD someone else found out about drunk!glee. Just play it at half speed, and everyone becomes hilariously drunk.
OMG quibs, watch.
OMG, Rum, Baileys, and Milk….getting drunk to twilight.
Oh yeah. So bad.
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K, if yalls promise not to tell, then here goes:
Angel and our vocal director were getting close to killin eachother. He’s the very flamboyantly gay frosh who doesn’t quite know “professional boundaries” yet. And angel is like Grrrrr.
AND OMG, Danica, some girl just did super base for an audition. I mentioned you. <3
OMG, Breaking up Catfights
Angel is gonna murder a bitch. Straight up.
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