Got 2 As in my Theater Classes, 2 Cs in my Cogs...
And every time this happens, I wonder why I don’t just switch my god damn major.
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
Bitches in Bookshops (not bad, has some clever... →
danicawhatsherface: A dove commercial just mentioned something about reducing the appearance of dark marks and all I can think of is Harry Freakin’ Potter… Literally, other danica and I make this joke every time.
Grading CPR assignments. This paper is terrible....
Please look over your work and examine your word choice; technical jargon is fine, but when you sprinkle words like “partaken” and “hereby” in the paper while in the same sentence saying “subconsciously act out unknowingly”, you can tell that you a. didn’t proofread your paper or b. have a poor grasp of the english language.
If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates...– Greg Behrendt (via writeyourheart-out)
Heathers in on instant watch.
Just saying. if you haven’t seen it, GO. GO NOW!
clientsfromhell: Client: Hi there, I just have a few technical questions. Me: I can help you with those. Client: Oh no, honey, don’t worry. I don’t ask women technical questions. Is there a guy around who could help me?” Me: No. Client: I’ll call back when there’s a guy around. Things I hate.
Books I just ordered...
Will Grayson, Will Grayson An Abundence of Catherines The Hunger Games Knitting Mochimochi And then renewed amazon prime….damn them and their addictive free trial…
Need new books to read