May 2012
April 2012
Just finished the hunger games series. And it seems stupid, I know, very stupid, but it gives me the same feeling I always get after I finish a book: what am I doing still living?
I am tired, overworked, and any free time I have is spent being miserable on my back watching things on line. This can’t be living. This can’t be meaningful.
So my question to you:
What is the point of...
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jack-drinks-jack:
conquerorwurm:
griff-kendu:
moraniarty:
shelivesin221c:
I DON’T KNOW THIS JUST FEELS LIKE THE MOST USEFUL THING IMAGINABLE RIGHT NOW
this is one of the most beautiful things on the internet
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN WISTFULLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS EXISTING
DO YOU KNOW
I LOVE YOU
Holy wow what
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Kinky Questions, go! I'm bored and alone.
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
http: //craft-and-destroy.tumblr.com
seems lulzy
do it
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
Life hacks
konfusionwithak:
c0nsulting-detective:
Summer = frozen cubes of coffee. Can’t have that getting watered down.
“You want to say Hi to the cute girl on the subway. How will she react?...”
– an excerpt from Phaedra Starling’s “Schrödinger’s Rapist: or a guy’s guide to approaching strange women without being maced” (via lostgrrrls)
HOLY FUCK THE TRUTH.
Can every one of my male followers read this? And please, before you get defensive (“I would never rape anyone!”) keep in mind, women...
Sick as all hell
And can’t sleep to recover because my nose is so stuffed that I have to breathe through my mouth.
FEEL LIKE DYING.
Fuck everything. Bleh.
2 tags
Writing an essay on Waiting for Godot...have a...
Trying my best to resist the urge to copy. Because I literally had the same idea last time that I did this time.
3 tags
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
yourherojunior:
AND
AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D
Oh my lord.
Watchkonfusionwithak:
akitron:
ohmygil:
johnman:
Sailor Beast Transformation Sequence
AUTUMN
:’)))
Haha
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
spiritdiver:
laughingisbetter:
violent-buddhist:
kyoscock:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
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KOALAS
Question:
How do you stop loving someone? Or stop them from loving you? Or imagine a world without them? Or know if what you are doing is the right choice?
I’m scared. Please help me.
andthentheymademetheirchief:
musingsofzabet:
I hate everything. Especially fake snow.
FAKE SNOW IS THE DEVIL’S TOOL
CAST OUT THE FAKE SNOW
I’m currently making you guys new fake snow. We shall see how it works….
I wish I had more motivation
I feel this feel.
Personal rant, ignore this.
I am fine on this medication. I am fine fine fine fine and I thought this would be so different. But it’s not. I just want to cut and cry and feel like I used to. I want to go to the top of a building and scream until the cops come. I want to fight and feel some kind of solution. Some kind of fix. Saying sorry doesn’t fix it. It doesn’t change it. It...
Watchkonfusionwithak:
marielikestodraw:
hernamewastangerine:
WHITE
PEOPLE
What did I just watch. *bleach eyes*
This can’t be real.
This…is…glorious.
totallyawesomer:
I’m Peeta and I know it.
I...
